Posts Tagged ‘Random’
Potato Chip, Peanut Butter
Chorus:
Potato chip, potato chip.
Crunchy, crunchy!
I love Jesus a bunchy, bunchy!
Peanut butter, peanut butter.
Creamy, creamy!
I hate the devil, he’s a meany, meany!
I once met a blind man, who walked like this.
Till he met Jesus, now he walks like this
Chorus
I once met a lame man, who walked like this.
Till he met Jesus, now he walks like this
Chorus
I once met a bus driver, who drove like this.
Till he met Jesus, now he drives like this
Pepsi Cola Song
Pepsi cola went to town,
Coca cola shot him down.
Dr. Pepper fixed him up,
Now we all drink 7-up.
Chorus
Knock, knock, rattle, rattle, honk, beep, beep.
Knock, knock, rattle, rattle, honk, beep, beep.
Knock, knock, rattle, rattle, honk, beep, beep.
Knock, knock, rattle, rattle, honk, beep, beep.
Way down south where bananas grow,
A mouse stepped on an elephant’s toe.
The elephant said with tears in his eyes,
“Go pick on someone your own size!”
Chorus
Jesus is a friend of mine,
I talk to Him all the time.
One day, He died on Calvary,
So we all could live eternally!
Chorus
Pepsi cola went to town,
Coca cola shot him down.
Dr. Pepper got shot too,
Now we all drink Mountain Dew!
Little Birdy with the Silly Name
Early in the morning,
When I’m fast asleep.
I heard a little chirping,
I heard a little peep.
It’s from a little birdy,
With the funny name.
Chorus:
It’s Clana-Clana-Feagle-Fugal-Osca-Peckin-Beagle-Bugle-Ear-Splittin’-Loud-
and-Bloomin-Bird. Erk! Erk!
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Went to get some bird seed,
Put it on the sill.
Just to keep him busy,
Just to keep him still.
It’s for the little birdy,
With the funny name.
Chorus
It’s Clana-Clana-Feagle-Fugal-Osca-Peckin-Beagle-Bugle-Ear-Splittin’-Loud-and-
Bloomin-Bird. Erk! Erk!
Now to end my story
It’s very sad, but true.
The window fell upon him,
And out his guts did spew.
There’s no more little birdy,
With the funny name.
Chorus
It’s Clana-Clana-Feagle-Fugal-Osca-Peckin-Beagle-Bugle-Ear-Splittin’-Loud-and-
Bloomin-Bird. Erk! Erk!